Can someone tell George McCaskey that I will pick up his next GM from O’Hare airport when he buys their commercial Spirit Airlines ticket? That’s so charming of you, George… you’re just like us… man of the people. No. You were born on Home and are nothing more than a friendly neighbor who roots for his favorite team. If the Bears miss out on Ben Johnson because George has a soft spot for Ryan Poles, I think I’ll jump off my roof. Better yet, I’ll take Virginia with me.
Okay, that was pretty harsh, and I’m sure she’s a lovely lady, but no chance there’s much going on in her 100+ year-old brain at this point.
The Bears have another golden opportunity this offseason to drag themselves out of hell. I was optimistic last offseason—they said goodbye to Justin and drafted who they should have. Now you have to build around him. Maybe find someone to replace the GM that isn’t a former offensive lineman who thinks he can find diamonds in the rough to protect the face of his franchise? That would be a start. If he truly is “running point” in this search and is safe, then we will probably end up with some defensive coordinator about to get canned by a non-playoff team or, like, Ron Rivera.
I do not trust this fat slob. Anyone who chews gum the way Ryan Poles chews gum should seek neurological help. Keep your mouth closed, man, Jesus Christ. He chews that thing like he’s on his incoming Spirit Airlines flight to O’Hare and his little ears are popped.
Please, I’m begging you, do not fuck this up. If Ben Johnson wants this Bears job—which somehow, someway, I think he actually is interested in—then Bears mascot Kevin “Staley” Warren better get his agent on the phone and tell him Wydo will pick him up from the airport with whoever he wants.
This franchise needs a messiah at the helm to drag it from the gutter more than Justin Fields fans need acceptance. Sorry, I had to include a H1M stray—that guy can’t play the quarterback position… wake up.
