Category: Bears
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Celebrate Good Times – Bears are 1-0 in 2025
It is January 7th, 2025. The Bears ended the season at 5-12, got meme’d on constantly, and were the only team in our division to miss the playoffs…. but I’m happy? We own the Packers right now. I’m not gonna talk about the clown show that 2024 was from January through December because who gives… Read more
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The Sycamore Little League Umpire
Can someone tell George McCaskey that I will pick up his next GM from O’Hare airport when he buys their commercial Spirit Airlines ticket? That’s so charming of you, George… you’re just like us… man of the people. No. You were born on Home and are nothing more than a friendly neighbor who roots for… Read more
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Better Luck Next Time! An Ode to Chicago Sports Fans
“Better Luck Next Time!” A 4-word phrase us Chicago sports fans are all too familiar with (also interchangeable with “There’s Always Next Year!”). Whether it’s the Cubs, Sox, Bulls, or Bears, us fans have come to look forward to off-seasons when we can finally take a break from the constant heartache that pairs with each… Read more